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Monday, May 2, 2011

WoW - Wallpaper of the Week

I really don't know a thing about soon-to-be 28 year old Henry Cavill, except that he's British and cast as the lead in the upcoming Superman movie. Ironically, he was going to be Superman in the last "reboot", but after a change of directors he lost out to Brandon Routh. Cavill came to most people's notice in The Tudors, which I never saw since I don't get Showtime. I'm keeping an open mind about him playing the Man of Steel. Especially after checking out a few of his looks.

Much, much more interesting (to me, anyway) is Robert Buckley, turning the big three-0 this week. Stunning, yummy, hotsie-totsie, humina-humina are a few of the more worksafe terms that come to mind when I look at him. I think I first became aware of him because of Lipstick Jungle. I didn't watch it, but his pictures were all over the internet. Yowza! Then he did Flirting with Forty, and I was in love. Or something a bit more carnal. Now Robert's a regular on One Tree Hill, where he sort of replaced the Chad.

A plethora of great photos can be found at Just Jared. This interview while he was doing Lipstick Jungle reveals he was an economics major, which means he's smart as well as hunky. It also shows his sly sarcasm. Which all amps the sexy in my book. An appreciation of much of his body of work can be found here.

Other birthdays this week:
•  Anton Antipov (28) (previously featured)
•  Lance Bass (32)
•  Enrique Iglesias (36)
•  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (39)
•  Ivan Sergei (40)
•  Justin Melvey (42) (previously featured)
•  George Clooney (50)

Sunday, May 1, 2011

DDoM - DeCoteau Dude of the Month

Cory Monteith

You may know this month's guy if you're a fan of Glee. It's none other than Cory Monteith, who'll be 29 later this month. "What?" I hear you say, "Cory was in one of David's epics?"

Cory was born and raised in Canada, which I didn't know, eh? Lucky for him that he lived in British Columbia, 'cause it made it easy to get acting work in Hollywood North (Vancouver, that is). He had small parts in most of the shows filming up there, including Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, Supernatural, Smallville, Kyle XY and Flash Gordon

Then in 2005 he got his film break, appearing in DeCoteau's Killer Bash. He showed off the contractually obligated amount of skin required by any young man in a Decoteau film. Right after that, he was in Bloody Mary, and showed off almost everything. The things a starving young actor will do for a part. After that, his film work was almost exclusively in the horror genre. Then along came Glee, and the rest is history.

Monday, April 25, 2011

WoW - Wallpaper of the Week

Channing Tatum

Tom Welling

I'll be honest. Channing Tatum doesn't do much for me. He's kind of good-looking, kind of built, and can dance and do martial arts, and used to do a bunch of modelling. A movie actor primarily, though I've hardly seen anything he's in. Mostly due to lack of interest, doncha know. But for those whose tastes lean that way, a wallpaper of him did I make.

I didn't realized he spent so much time in Florida, having gone to school in Tampa and lived in Miami for a while. He'll be 31 on Tuesday. That's all I care to dwell on him.

Much rather would I dwell on the beauty that is Tom Welling. I've dwelled on him before, in fact, more than once. You gotta love the Smallville guys. Speaking of which, this is the 10th and last season. There's rumors of an 11th, but I doubt it, as they'd have to pay Tom many truckloads of money to get him to stay. They could possibly entice him by letting him direct more episodes, or have a cut of the syndication rights. But I think this is it. A spin-off is possible, I suppose, and if it starred Justin Hartley, I'd definitely watch. There's even a group on Facebook that agrees with me. Tom's birthday is the same as Channing's, though Mr. Welling will be 34.

Anyway, I'm going to return to gazing at Tom. It's a pastime I highly recommmend.

Other birthdays this week:
•  Brett Novek (27) (previously featured)
•  Jon Fleming (30) (previously featured)
•  Steven Hill (33)
•  Rossi Morreale (34)
•  David Beckham (36)
•  Jeff Timmons (38) (previously featured)
•  Bailey Chase (39) (previously featured)
•  Charlie Schlatter (45)
•  Michael Damian (49)
•  Eric Stromer (50)
•  Douglas Barr (62)
•  Perry King (63) (previously featured)

Monday, April 18, 2011

WoW - Wallpaper of the Week

Sean Maguire

Not living in England, I probably first saw Sean Maguire (35 this week) in The Class. Cute, funny, and a British accent, all plusses in my book. Now I find out he had a singing career, which only makes it worse for me.

Then he goes and gets all muscley in Meet The Spartans and Kröd Mändoon. I've read conflicting reports about whether there'll be more Kröd Mändoon episodes. Hope so, 'cause it's fun, and provides us with hunky Sean in leather and sometimes topless, which is always a good thing.

Other birthdays this week:
•  Jessie Godderz (25)
•  Billy Magnussen (26)
•  Hayden Christensen (30)
•  Dylan Bruce (31)
•  James Franco (33)
•  Eric Balfour (34)
•  John Cena (previously featured) (34)
•  Bryce Johnson (34)
•  Thad Luckinbill (36)
•  Charlie O'Connell (36)
•  Joey Lawrence (previously featured) (39)
•  Ingo Rademacher (40)
•  David Tennant (previously featured) (40)
•  Shemar Moore (previously featured) (41)
•  Jason Cameron (42)
•  Robert Kelker-Kelly (47)
•  Ken Olandt (53)
•  Christopher Mayer (56)
•  Steve Bond (58)
•  Tony Danza (60)

GAY ROLES: The Class

Monday, April 11, 2011

WoW - Wallpaper of the Week

Paul Tornabene

I think I have to thank the Just Beautiful Men blog for making me aware of the loveliness that is Paul Tornabene. I made these wallpapers a while ago, but never got around to sharing them. His birthday is this month, though when specifically I dunno, as all that's public is it's April 1983. That makes him 28. The combo of pretty face and rocking body make him rather appealing, doncha think?

Other birthdays this week:
•  Luke Mitchell (26)
•  Garrett Neff (27)
•  Kyle Howard (previously featured) (33)
•  Riley Smith (previously featured) (33)
•  Rob McElhenney (34)
•  Jonathan Brandis (previously featured)
•  Gabriel Soto (36)
•  Alec Musser (previously featured) (38)
•  Nicholas Brendon (40)
•  Ricky Schroder (41)
•  Mark Mortimer (44)
•  Byron Cherry (56)
•  David Cassidy (previously featured) (61)
•  Charles Frank (64)
•  Lyle Waggoner (76)

Monday, April 4, 2011

WoW - Wallpaper of the Week

Alex Pettyfer

Lukas Ridgeston

Alex Pettyfer, soon to be legal everywhere (he'll be 21 this week). Don't know much about him, 'cept he's pretty and the latest "it" boy. Heard he's kind of a jerk, but who knows how true that is? Looking as he does, there's rather a lot to be conceited about. Whether he'll be the next Brad Pitt or Richard Grieco, only time will tell. See his notorious appearance on Ellen, and more of him generally.

What can you say about Bel Ami's gift to the gay porn world, Lukas Ridgeston? The eyes, the lips, the face, the body, certain... parts of the body. He moved behind the camera a few years ago, which is a shame, since he's looking better now then he ever did, if these pictures are any indication. Pretty amazing for a guy whose 36th birthday is this week. An appreciation can be seen here.

Other birthdays this week:
•  Jesse McCartney (24)
•  Ryan Merriman (28)
•  Adrian Bellani (previously featured) (29)
•  Bret Harrison (29)
•  Taylor Kitsch (30)
•  Charlie Hunnam (31)
•  Teddy Sears (34)
•  James Roday (previously featured) (35)
•  Austin Peck (previously featured) (40)
•  Paul Rudd (42)
•  John Schneider (51)
•  Dennis Quaid (previously featured) (57)
•  Max Gail (68)

Friday, April 1, 2011

DDoM - DeCoteau Dude of the Month

Brett Novek

This month's dude is Brett Novek, who'll be 27 later on this month. Boy's a fellow Floridian, born in Fort Lauderdale, just up the road from my hometown of Miami. Though he was born in '84, a few years after I moved further north in the state. Mostly a model, he's done OK with acting on the side. Brett has appeared in a couple of David's films, but of most interest to readers of this blog is his work in The Brotherhood V: Alumni. I didn't realize he got it on with Arthur Napiontek's character in the movie (see above clip). I thought David shied away from the overt guy-on-guy action, but that's obviously changed, hallelujah. You can find out more about Brett on his Myspace and Twitter accounts. There are several Facebook accounts for him, but dunno which (if any) are official.

It still amazes me how David gets the guys he gets, and gets them to do the things he does. Mad skillz, that's all I'm sayin'.

Monday, March 28, 2011

WoW - Wallpaper of the Week

Edilson Nascimento

Matt Lanter

Model boys this week, both with April 1st birthdays. No foolin'.

First is Edilson Nascimento, who'll be 25. Don't know much about him, except he's Brazilian and hot. More evidence in this video.

Next is soon-to-be 28 year old Matt Lanter. I probably first saw him in 2004 as a contestant on Manhunt: The Search for America's Most Gorgeous Male Model. I thought he was vaguely pretty and kind of small (height and physique) compared to the other guys. He didn't win the competition, but got more than halfway through, which is better than I remembered.

Next thing I saw him in was his brief stint on Heroes. Later he starred in Friedberg and Seltzer's Disaster Movie, which was good stupid entertainment. And Matt shirtless in a loincloth for starters, yum. It also turns out he's funny, which made me appreciate him more. 'Cause funny makes a guy that much more attractive.

He got a regular gig on the new 90210, which fortunately involved much shirtlessness, as can be seen here.

Another parody movie he did last year was Vampires Suck, based on, well, you can guess. His character was way cuter than the original too, imho. And the Jacobs? It's a toss-up, but I prefer White over Black.

Other birthdays this week:
•  Shawn Roberts (27)
•  Jeremy Bloom (29)
•  Randy Orton (previously featured) (31)
•  Jamie Bamber (previously featured) (38)
•  Ewan McGregor (40)
•  Mark Consuelos (41)
•  Christopher Meloni (50)