For the first DeCoteau dude of this new post-apocalyptic year, I present (Name Redacted), a/k/a (Name Redacted). He's a model (as so many of the guys David has used recently have been) and appeared in a couple of his 1313movies. He's 24/25, so he's got years of hotness left in him. Hoping that he keeps finding work to show off his... assets.
I have not seen a single episode of Spartacus. Even when I briefly had Starz, I didn't watch. I never thought about recording it. Yes, shocking and, no, I don't know why. With all the hot guys and nakedness and gorgeous New Zealand scenery and Lucy Lawless, I should be ashamed of myself.