Monday, February 6, 2012
WoW - Wallpaper of the Week
How old is the term "adorkable"? It goes at least as far back as 2004. But I'd have to say that one of the guys who defined the term was Seth Green (38 Wednesday). Wow, has it really been 14 years since he was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Yep, it has. And I can't believe he's nearly 40. He looks and acts like someone half his age. Considering all the stuff he's doing, he certainly has the energy of someone half his age. And at 5'4", he's another example that good things come in small packages.
Conversely, Victor Webster (39 tomorrow and previously featured), who's a foot taller than Seth, shows that oftimes the bigger they are, the better.
From his time on Days of our Lives, through Mutant X, The Chippendales Murder, his spread in Playgirl, Sex and the City, Charmed, Melrose Place; the man never disappoints. Sometimes, though, he enjoys his work a bit too much. His most recent major work (and that's a stretch) is The Scorpion King 3: Rise of the Dead. The movie is (now follow me, kids) a sequel to a prequel to a prequel of a sequel of a remake. Doesn't matter to me, as long as he gets as naked as possible. For example, as the hottest homeless guy you've ever imagined. For a trip down memory lane, check out his SoapHunks coverage here and here.
Other birthdays this week:
• Taylor Lautner (20) (previously featured)
• Brant Dorman (22)
• David Gallagher (27)
• Brent Everett (28)
• Jim Verraros (29)
• Jeff Wilson (29)
• Liam McIntyre (30)
• Erik Rhodes (30) (previously featured)
• Matthew Lawrence (32) (previously featured)
• Jesse Spencer (33)
• Ashton Kutcher (34) (previously featured)
• Josh Stewart (35)
• Scott Elrod (37)
• Joshua Morrow (37)
• Hal Rockland (37)
• Colin Egglesfield (39)
• Jason Winston George (40)
• Kelly Slater (40)
• Ty Treadway (45)
• Lochlyn Munro (46)
• Michael Brandon (47)
• Jason Gedrick (47)
• Chad Johnson (52)
• Bradley Cole (53)
• Charles Shaughnessy (57)
• James Dean (deceased)
GAY ROLES: (Green) Party Monster
GAY ROLES: (Webster): Must Love Dogs, Melrose Place
Saturday, February 4, 2012
WoW - Wallpaper of the Week - extra
Warning: Several of the links below are not NSFW.
Leighton Stultz was 23 when he posed nude for Playgirl back in 2007. Since then, he's done some modelling and reality TV, gotten his own website, but not seemed to have done a lot of work. Maybe he should consider doing porn, he certainly has the body for it. I mean, damn! And others think so too.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
DDoM - DeCoteau Dude of the Month
I'm going to try to make this your one-stop post for all things Brandon Beemer. Because the boy deserves it.
I can't believe it's been two years since I last featured Brandon. How could I neglect such sublime perfection for so long? So I'm making him this month's DeCoteau dude. He only had a bit part in The Brotherhood (the very first one), but it still counts. Wouldn't it be great if he appeared in one of David's newer efforts, in a larger role? He's got the dress code down. Are ya listing, Mr. De?
Brandon's probably my favorite of the current crop of soap guys, because he's so ridiculously lush. The two things I notice first on a guy are eyes and ass, and Brandon has both to the nth degree. What's in-between ain't bad either.
The eyes, the bone structure, the chest, dressed up, dressed down, or completely undressed. And no one can pull off the shorty-shorts look like him. I wonder if he's ever asked anyone if some pair of pants makes his butt look big? Hope not, because let's face it, with an ass like that, a potato sack would make his butt look big. As far as Brandon's goes, the Tap, I believe, said it best. How could I leave this behind, indeed?
Let me connect you to more material so you may continue your appreciation of the finest, fittest soap guy in the business (according to a completely impartial poll) (so I was the only one polled; I can be impartial). An assortment of videos of Brandon shirtless can be found on Youtube and at Soaphunks.net. Where you can also find stills. However, better ones can be seen at Superherofan's corner and Squarehippies and Shirtless Stars Clips. Brandon has an official site, but it doesn't seem to be updated often, or have much content, so be warned. A ways back, there were rumors of who he was dating (pre Nadia), but I think they were just wishful thinking.
By the by, did anyone watch Dirty Soap? I caught most of it on E! Shout out to E!, where you can indulge the shallow. After watching, I learned some things about Brandon:
1) I honestly think he doesn't know how transcendently gorgeous he is
2) Nadia doesn't deserve him because
3) Nadia's mom, Fary, has no idea what a catch Brandon is
It's fortunate that he's so unaware of his supernal beauty. If he was, he'd probably be insufferable. Why Nadia doesn't stand up to her mom when she bad-mouths Brandon, I can't fathom. If Brandon were my boyfriend, first off I'd probably be holding off the competition with a pitchfork. Or possibly automatic weapons. 'Cause if he was mine, I'd be keeping him, you know it. I'd tell my mother where to go, that's for sure.
Except my mom would've been happy that I'd found someone, and probably bragging that I was dating a great looking famous soap star. Plus she might've been a bit of a dirty old lady to him. And I'd let her, because I'm that kind of son. Hey, a little bum squeeze never hurt anyone.
Fary doesn't like Brandon because he forgets Nadia's birthday or stuff like that? Seriously? Has she no idea what a gift that is? He forgets an important date or does something inconsiderate, you nurse his guilt, and then he has to make it up to you. The advantages of being raised Catholic. I've said it for ages: the Jews may have invented guilt, but the Catholics perfected it. An expert can wield it to more effect than any katana, doncha know.
So sure, Brandon could forget our anniversary or not pick me up from the airport. Hell, he could forget my name, I wouldn't care. OK, I'd care some. But the thoughts of what he'd have to do to ease my hurt feelings... Oh yeah, I'd indulge. Are you kidding? Please. I could forgive a hell of lot to have an all-access pass to this. Disagree? Show of hands?
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