John Carter

Taylor Kitsch

I've still not gotten 'round to seeing John Carter, but I've had these wallpapers ready for a while. I figured I shouldn't put off releasing them any longer, so here they are. Oh, Taylor, don't decide to become a "serious" actor and not show off that body for many more years, please.

Unfortunately, the box office wasn't great, so it's unlikely we'll see more Barsoomian adventures anytime soon. But there is another ERB franchise that's ripe for rebooting. Why haven't there been any new Tarzan movies, eh?

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David Tennant

Look, it's the dishiest Time Lord since Peter Dav-oy-idson, David Ten-oy-ant. Thank you, sweet lord, for Fright Night remake.

In Memoriam

Dennis Cole

WARNING: Contains NSFW links.

Dennis Cole seemed omnipresent when I was growing up. Checking his resume, I can see why. He was in everything! At least on TV. A sampling to demonstrate:

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James Maslow

You likely know 22 year old James Maslow as a member of Big Time Rush. It's The Monkees for this generation, though not quite as wacky. I'm not that big a fan of Maslow, though he seems nice enough. Maybe because he's too pretty. I much prefer Logan. James reminds me too much of Ed, Jesse, Ryan and Adam in that he looks unreal. Plus he wears too much guyliner. And if his eyes look like that naturally, he should have makeup that downplays that, imho.

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Jensen Ackles

That's it for Jensen. I found so many good photos I went on a spree. Next Friday will be a new guy, for one week only. You'll have to wait until then to find out who.

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Connor Paolo

Connor Paolo, you've got the cutest little baby face. He's 22 this week, but looks like he's going on 12. Which is when I first remember seeing him, as a scarily convincing rapist on Law and Order: SVU. He appeared again on SVU a few years later, but not before playing a young Alexander the Great. He got a semi-recurring role on Gossip Girl, which is where he may be best known. As good as he is now, and if he stays looking younger than he is, I'd say he's got a long future in the industry.

GAY ROLES: Eric van der Woodsen (Gossip Girl)

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Ack, ack, ack! I have been remiss, but have changed the site banner. And yes, as far as I can tell, that's an authentic photo of Misha. One of the few shirtless photos of him I've been able to find. If that is genuine, I don't know why he doesn't go shirtless all over the place.

The Boys of Summer - Brenton Thwaites

Brenton Thwaites

Last but not least, the young man who followed in the footsteps (but alas, not the loincloth) of Chris Atkins and Brian Krause in the Lifetime Blue Lagoon remake, Brenton Thwaites.

The Boys of Summer - Boo Boo Stewart

Boo Boo Stewart

Got carried away with Boo Boo, but I found so many good photos. Plus between him and Zac, it'll hopefully generate extra blog traffic. 'Cause shameless self-promotion is my middle name.

By the way, the bottom ones are the most recent. He turned 18 earlier this year. If he looks like that now, and he keeps in shape, imagine what he'll be like in his twenties and thirties. Scary! In all the right ways.